michael cera for best actor
"talk dirty to me"
please do not do the thing with the person i like i want to do the thing with them
you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
2 years ago on canada day i was so drunk that i fell over on the street and started crawling and a cop pulled over and asked me if i was ok and i yelled YES and he just said “alright good” and drove off which is proof that canadian cops are absolutely useless
is there a word for “i’m okay but it’s a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me”?
I’ve found where I truly belong
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops
I don’t know anyone who has seen this on their dash and not reblogged it
my life is changed
When I was in 3rd grade I actually charged people $5 for “cool lessons” that were basically just things I learned on spongebob & I told everyone that saying “coral” was cool